Last night, I went to the Amnesty Dance with Anja. We were only planning on staying for thirty minutes or so, but ended up staying the entire show. The first band that played was absoulte shit. They covered Ramones' songs, but didn't even do it half decently. During their set, I ate, sat, and mocked people with Andrew Barsom. Anja totally broke a chair, and we all suffered through the noise together.

Then the Nightcrawlers played. They were the entire reason I went. It is Aeb's band, and she asked me to come. I danced a ridiculous amount and had a hell of a time. We left with two more passengers; the Simpson twins. On the way home, we stopped at Perkins for pie and carried on some interesting converations with our waiter, Emidio. I ate some yummy lemon meringue pie. We dropped off the twins, and then I was dropped of at home. I got online for a bit and then went straight to bed. Exhausting night.

Then, this morning, Cow, Tessa, Mish, and I were making plans to go to the Battle of the Bands, mainly for Tess to see Stevie juggle machettes.

"What are you going to wear to the battle? I think I'm going to wear my chain male"

However, we decided that his performance was not worth the $5 and pain we had to endure while listening to the terrible high school cover bands. Plus, Tessa would end up humping the life out of my leg, and I would die of unmeasureable mental and emotional scarring...

Instead of going to Battle of the Bands, Tessa, Catherine, and I decided to invade Michelle's abode. When we arrived, Tessa met Samuel, and Mish gave us a passage to read out of a book that her seventy-something year old neighbor lent her.

Horray for multiple page descriptions of bondage sex!

I was reading these passages outloud, but only loud enough to mock Samuel into wanting the book so he could read it for himself. After reading two ridiculously descriptive passages, I handed the book over to Sam after whispering into his ear "Oh, yes. Jamie. Oh yes, give me more." Michelle immediately stole it from his grasp, as she was apparently worried about scarring her cousin, who is only six months younger than me.

Monica threw a phone book at us and told us to order a pizza. I was the caller:

"Hello?"
"Yes, I'd like a large cheese pizza."
(I'm cutting out the boring parts...)
"And would you like an icy cold beverage with your pizza?"
"No, I think I'll pass on the icy cold beverage tonight, dear."
"Your pizza will arrive within 45 minutes. Thank you and have a good evening"
"Love you!"
*click*

After that episode, we decided to go out to the trampoline. Catherine came right after we started, and we had a grand old time. I came to the realization that the only thing that crosses the minds of Tessa and myself is sex. We also realized that Tessa and Samuel just don't mix. Sam's sarcasm and Tessa's gullibility/defensiveness didn't quite cause a good match.

Keeping the book from Sam did not stop him from learning something this evening. He learned the meaning of the words "hump", "orgy", and "boob". These are the essentials of English language if you plan on surviving an adolescent estrogen fest.

Our pizza arrived. Samuel put his arm around me and "unintentionally" grabbed my boob while we jumped off of the trampoline. He ate his pizza with a fork and knife, and I made fun of him for it. Silly European...

When finished with the meal, Sam jumped up and said "Trampoline!", so Tessa and I both decided to join him. When Tessa tried to leave the house, he stiff armed her and said "Sorry, only two people on the trampoline at once." (He's not very descreet, but it makes me quite happy.) Eventually, we all went jumping once more, during which time, a human being fell on my head while I was sitting down. Even Michelle heard the deafening crack that my back emitted. Kind of refreshing, nonetheless.

We went back in to watch a movie, and Micheal beat it to us and was watching TV. When he left, we watched VH1's I Love the 70's. I sat next to Sam, who squished quite close and used my shoulder as a pillow. (I returned the favor.) We played footsie *sigh* and Sam tried to pull the "stretch and put arm around shoulder", but only got as far as the "stretch". Ah, I'm so love struck...

Sorry Tessa. How I ever thought you would like him is beyond me...

I'm such a girl. Thank god he's here for two and a half more months. *sigh*

It's late. I'm really quite tired. Long, long entry...