Today I came home with scads of books on tape: Jude the Obscure, The Picture of Dorian Gray, William Shakespeare's King Richard the Second, an abridged version of Walden, Ian Flemming's The Living Daylights from Octopussy and Quantum of Solace from For Your Eyes Only, and erm... Excerpts from Moby Dick. Hm. I guess it's an extention of the free book give aways. I might have gone slightly overboard though.

Oh yes. I was washing my hands and there was a solidified lump of soap on the opening of the soap dispenser, so it squirted all over my crotch. It smells really awful.

EDIT: I just remembered. We formally got our Free Response essays back today and it turns out that I got a six, not an eight. Oops!