I almost died of a heart attack today after watching a German coffee ad online. I have decided to not link it, for your own protection. Let me explain...

A lady is meditating facing this buddah statue in a beautiful, calm, green meadow. About fifteen to twenty seconds of this serenity pass, and, out of fucking no where, this impish thing attacks the screen, screeching.

It's like those websites where there is a picture of a room, and you have to look for a ghost and then suddenly this big scary picture flashes on the screen, accompanied by a loud, sudden noise... but it's even more scary.

It was bizarre that it was for a coffee advert, because you can just watch the ad and get enough adrenaline for a day. When I first saw it, I clutched my chest and screamed "HOLY BUTTFUCK!!!". It was pretty funny in that pathetic and not funny at all way... as I almost suffered a cardiac arrest.

I just watched it frame for frame without any sound, and it was still really freaky.

If you want to watch it, you'll have to find Tessa's blog. I refuse to post the link.

*chews fingernails nervously*